Monday, June 9, 2008

Brian McCann Bobblehead Night


Let's discuss what they got right...

  • Blue eyes
  • Beard
  • Muscular thighs
  • Batting lefty
  • Can't see it, but we'll assume his name and number are correct on the back of his jersey

And what they got wrong...
  • Mustache, which he does not have
  • Svelte figure
  • Tight pants
  • No apparent butt, when he's built out about like Teix
  • Seriously, no belly? That's one of the best parts, and it's totally missing!
Anyway, snag one of your own on Wednesday, June 25!

10 comments:

Jessica said...

Wow - that looks more like Kotsay than it does Mac. The hair should be lighter and you're right, the pants are laughably tight. Good try, though, Braves marketing!

Jennifer said...

Ohmahgahd. That butt is adorable! I had no idea. I mean, the game is great, but I'm really just here for the butts. :D

Dawn said...

it looks like Matt Diaz...

CABravesFan said...

I love the butt - but you are right Lauren- the bobble head needs a belly! Oh well I just wish I could be there to get my hands on one:) By the way Mac does kinda have a mustache (at least he did the last time they showed a close up on tv)- a little one that he really needs to get rid of...it is close to venturing into porn-stache territory

Lauren T. said...

Jennifer, he's got the low-back / booty curve of a college co-ed. You can see it sometimes in his uni, in spite of the bagginess of his clothes.

CA, one day this weekend they zoomed in on it, and Joe mentioned that he didn't really have a mustache. Oh! It was the day they did the Superheroes theme, because Mac was "The Thing" and the cartoon had a healthy mustache and Brian...doesn't.

Know who I'd love to see with a mustache? Teix. He'd look like a pilot. :D

CABravesFan said...

god i hope he shaved the thing off...it was like a little peach fuzz looking thing..certainly not the full on look on the bobble head but it was there (this was last week i think)

Jennifer said...

Jennifer, he's got the low-back / booty curve of a college co-ed.

Really? Whoa. This is bad. I have a weakness for catchers. And boys with beautiful, Irish-sounding names. ; )

Lauren T. said...

Babyfaced in 2005, mega-fine butt. Pic

CABravesFan said...

Dear god that doesn't even look like him! I think I like the 2008 version better:)

Spunky said...

Woah, is it just me or does he look a little bit like a young Ryan Klesko there? LOL