Break it over your knee! DO IT!

Getty Images - June 26

I can't even talk about today's game yet; Jonny's postgame interview was just heartbreaking. But we can't win when we get 2 hits and have 11 strikeouts. ...I'm going back to editing pictures from last Tuesday.

(Also, AT&T needs to get a new ad agency. Their ads make me want to never ever ever patronize AT&T.)