The triple, except not

"See how awesome I am? I don't even have to make an effort to smack a triple, even if they DID say it was a double and an advance-on-throw. I'm not mad, though. Just blissed out, just like Utley when he gets awesome, awesome hits like this. Did I mention I'm awesome?"

Also, he looks a little like Stewie on Family Guy here, no?