Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Noooooo! Stay away from the girls, Charlie!!



I know, she's "just a fan", whatever. But she's obviously coming on to him, and he's obviously enjoying the attention, and that's just WRONG! He needs to stay sweet and charming, not turn into a certain L. "C." J.!!!

From a chat today with Jennifer...

Lauren T.: ooog, speaking of things that make me sick
Lauren T.: BASEBALL WHORES
Lauren T.: WHORES ON CHARLIE
Lauren T.: [link]
Lauren T.: that makes me sad.
Lauren T.: he's enjoying the whoredom
Jennifer: oh, that is gross
Jennifer: look at his face
Jennifer: "Don't let any part of her touch your peeper, Charlie!"

She keeps telling me to calm down, but I'm having a hard time. I'm trying to take into account that the pictures came from the armpit of the internet, MySpace, but...it's not helping.

Lauren T.: *deep breaths*
Lauren T.: if this was [another player], I wouldn't be so worked up
Lauren T.: but it's my Charlie
Lauren T.: MY CHARLIE
Jennifer: it means nothing
Jennifer: it's a fan pic
Jennifer: with a crazy girl
Jennifer: Now, if he didn't have a girlfriend, I don't know if I'd be so quick to give him the benefit of the doubt, but he seems like a sweet boy.
Jennifer: Actually, it's not the benefit of the doubt, because there's no doubt. :D

15 minutes later...

Jennifer: I cannot possibly think of Charlie as a douchebag. He does look super pervy there, too.
Jennifer: Maybe Cindy will make him rid himself of that ridiculous fuzz once and for all.
Lauren T.: hee!
Lauren T.: it's the mustache
Lauren T.: and I adore a good mustache, but he needs to be clean-shaven all the time, always
Jennifer: he isn't hairy enough to do that well
Jennifer: he probably doesn't even have to shave everyday
Jennifer: it's taken him all summer to grow that mess :D

I get all worked up over nothing on a regular basis. I don't know why I feel protective of Charlie and some of the new crop of Baby Braves -- I certainly have no right to -- but I still do! ♥

PS -- To the girl in these pictures, I apologize for calling you a baseball whore. I'm sure you're just a big fan like I am, and I'm a little jealous that you got his attention. :)

5 comments:

Allee said...

Wow...

Jennifer said...

Everybody loves Ham.

CABravesFan said...

Allee-

yup. that about sums it up:)

Jamie said...

I'm the girl in the pic! I made a shirt that says "Charlie's Angel". He was pitching the first Braves win I ever saw in person! I always dress crazy for the games, cuz I am always for the away team, so they need my support! I really am a big fan, and I don't like 'baseball whores' either! To me, a baseball whore is a girl who only looks for the hot guys and knows NOTHING about the game! Oh, and they wear high heels and a sundress to the games! ugh! I hate that!

Lauren T. said...

Hi Jamie - that sounds like a cute shirt! I hope you understand this post was just my initial reaction and I wasn't *actually* calling you a baseball whore. We all know those girls. I was behind one last night, in the SMALLEST breezy skirt. It was freezing last night! I'm sure everyone could see the goosebumps on her thighs! Eesh. Anyway, glad you got to meet him! Go Braves!