Me: AAAAAAAH! MUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roomie: What??
Me: AAAAAAAAAAH, CREEPY PORNY MUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roomie: Who the [heck] are you talking about?
Me: That pitcher? He used to be a Brave, and he used to be cute!
[tv flashes Mustache again]
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! HE LOOKS LIKE JON FROM NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Roomie: STOP LOOKING AT IT!!
Me: I CAN'T!!
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4 comments:
You are truly hilarious! :)
OH MY GAWD I HAD THE EXACT SAME REACTION!!! PORN STACHE!!! MY EYES! MY POOR, POOR EYES!!! ARRGGGHHHH!!!
(and then my next thought was- I wonder if Lauren has seen this yet??)
My reaction was more or less "THAT'S JASON MARQUIS?!!?!" Apparently this was not enough to clue in everyone else watching with me, because it was echoed a couple times. :P
Ewww! I didn't even recognize him.
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